“Is it my fault the chickens ate my homework?”
“It is when you smear it with honey and seed and leave it in the chicken coop.”
“I had to. I hate algebra.”
“You think the chickens don’t?”
“I saw Bock-Bock scratching triangles in the dirt. I just put two and two together.”
“Did you minus x?”
“Huh?”
“Nothing. You want me to help you with your algebra?”
“Yes please. That’d be great.”
“Sure? I mean, we wouldn’t want you to get in trouble.”
“I’m sure. Teacher said I’d have to get help from a parent.”
“That can’t be right. You must have misheard.”
“I don’t think so.”
“Okay then, I better talk to the teacher.”
“What for?”
“To back up the whole chicken-ate-your-homework story.”
Hahaha!!! The chicken ate my homework!!! Great excuse!! 😀😀😶🐌🐌🐌😶😶🙃🙃🌈🌈🌈❤️💚💜💙💛
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Glad you like it MollMoll is epic. Just don’t use that excuse for your own homework…..
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