Life hacks for the socially deficient

Why isn’t there a help column for people like me? With topics like:

Gardening tips for the pale-skinned arachnophobe.

How to parent without endangering your child, husband, neighbours or other community members.

What to do when a spider is on your ceiling (alternative title: Why hitting your husband’s head with a shoe and setting fire to the curtain isn’t always the best option).

How to maintain your fitness without getting gravel-rash or scaring the neighbours.

Wearing an eye-patch with style.

Wearing a sling with style.

How to use crutches.

Looking like you meant to do it.

Cooking with colour…other than black.

 

Because life needs hacks. Well, at least mine does.

 

 


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