My daughter has a bird named “Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds”. He doesn’t quite live up to his name but he can be, shall we say – feisty? Problem is, to enter Molly’s room one has to pass right by his home. It’s wise to take treats.
“Hello Destroyer, how are you today, my sweet little friend?”
“Hiss. Hiss.”
“There, there, sweetheart. Here’s a bit of apple.”
“Hiss.”
“Oh, you don’t want apple? Some sunflower seed then?”
“Hiss.”
“Okay, I understand. You’re not in the mood for seed. How about a lovely little pat instead?”
There follows several threats to remove the bird to a wildlife park and an involved search for sticky plasters.
But as I leave, I can’t resist attempting to pat him again. Because he’s just so fluffy.
And I have discovered that having seven plasters on my fingers makes prepping dinner a bit of a challenge.
And so my ultimate plan has succeeded.
“Anyone for pizza?”
Haha! And I’ll bet your daughter wants pizza every night for dinner and that’s why she keeps little Fiesty Fluffer. Her ultimate plan has succeeded, too! Plus she has a bedroom bouncer/watch bird. Way to go Meg’s daughter!
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This could be the story behind it. It does get ME in the mood for pizza now, so world domination has begun.
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Maybe it’s Fluffy’s ultimate plan. Herd us all to the pizza shop.
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I call that doing something good for humankind!
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Yes but I suspect he’d have a more evil plan for the shop
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More evil than pizza? Maybe chocolate too…?
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Shhhh! Next thing she’ll do is keep spiders….
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Great plan! 🙂
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Thank you. I have loads of them!
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Love it…I need a watch bird!
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No. You really don’t.
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A were-bird!!! 😀
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Holy smokes! Why didn’t I realise?
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Heh, heh, heh. 😀
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😂
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Your daughter is pet-naming GOALS.
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Yes, which makes me wonder what she’ll name her child in years to come. Hoping it’s something like Princess Bellywhacker. Failing that, maybe Kevin.
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